Five Most Important Things to Remember About Dating Girls

Everyone does it. Not everyone loves it. Whether
you enjoy dating or find it stressful and
horrible, you know that if you are ever going to
find the one person who can stop your dating life
forever, you have to do it. Gentlemen, you simply
have to date girls if you are ever going to find
the perfect one for you. So, here is some good
advice for you. 

Successful dating can be broken down into the five
most important things about dating girls.They are:

Girls are not guys.  They do not think it is fun to
make noises by placing their hands under their
armpits and acting like a winged creature. Even if
they are drunk, they don’t like this. Save this
type of behavior for guy’s night.

Girls are not guys. They do not think it is cool to
brag about your previous relationship conquests.
They do not want to know about the ditzy blonde who
had nothing to say but had the most amazing rack ever
created. Nor do they think it is great to have their
guy greeted by every woman in the place. Take your
date to a different place just to be on the safe
side and never, never, never mention your ex-girlfriend.

Girls are not guys.  They do not like to see you show
up at their door in your ratty old jeans with a cheap
five-buck pizza in hand. Trust me on this one.  Maybe
later – way later, like after the kids become teenagers
– it will be okay for this kind of thing to happen. But
for now, please, guys: take a shower, put on something
nice like khakis and a pullover shirt, and have flowers
in hand instead of greasy fast food.

Girls are not guys.  They do not love it when their
date pulls out buy-one-get-one-free coupons at the
restaurant cash register. There is nothing wrong with
a bargain, especially in these tough economic times,
but use those freebies when you go out with your mom
(who will love your thriftiness) or your best buddy
(who wouldn’t notice or care how you paid). Don’t make
your date think that she is not worth full price.

Girls are not guys. They do not find burping and farting
contests hilariously interesting and entertaining. Who
can come up with most-silent-but-most-deadly one without
any prior warning is nothing to be proud of, according to
the female half of the population. Neither is it way cool
to be able to belch out the melody to “The Star-Spangled
Banner.” Again, save it for football night with the frat
brothers.

Remembering the five most important things to remember
about dating girls will take you farther than anything
else when it comes to having a great time on your dates.
The five most important things to remember about dating
girls will also allow you to get more than one date with
the same lady. There are lots of people who will offer
you lots of advice about dating, and even some who will
simply say, “Be yourself.” 

That is not terrible advice, but trust me, if being
yourself includes any of the forbidden behavior in the
five most important things to remember when dating girls
list, don’t be yourself. Be better.  Remember these five
most important things about dating girls and have a better
dating life.