Thursday, May 28, 2009

Get an Ex Girlfriend Back With a Successful Battle Plan

John wanted to get an ex girlfriend back. John was
a veteran of the war in Iraq and he knew that he
had to make a battle plan to get an ex girlfriend
back.

John’s ex, a woman named Macy, broke up with him
because she had met someone else, in this case a poet.
John knew that while Macy had an artistic streak, she
wasn’t going to ultimately be happy with someone whose
idea of a good time was rhyming couplets. In short,
the poet wasn’t the kind of man that John was.

So, John set out a battle plan to get an ex girlfriend
back
. There were three prongs to his approach.

The first thing he did was to smooth out the rough edges
on himself. He let his crew cut grow out and had a short
stylish haircut. He also started reading some of the books
Macy had mentioned in the past. He figured that to get an
ex girlfriend back, he had to be the kind of boyfriend she
wanted.

The next prong of attack was to show her that he was a
virile man that other women wanted. He called up Sarah, a
friend of Macy’s, and asked her if she wanted to go to
dinner as a casual date. When she said yes, John texted
Macy and asked where Sarah might like to go on a date.

Macy immediately called John and wanted to know why he was
taking Sarah out. John told her that they were broken up
and he was moving on. He had always thought Sarah was an
interesting person and thought it might be a good time to
get to know her. If Macy had any objections, maybe she
should reconsider the break up.

Macy slammed down the phone, which John expected. But he
had planted the idea with Macy that he was a desirable guy.
This was all part of his get an ex girlfriend back strategy.

The third prong of attack was to use the date with Sarah to
get information back to Macy. John was the perfect gentleman
on his date with Sarah. He brought her a single rose when he
picked her up. He took her to a nice restaurant. And, on the
date, he talked about the fabulous books he had been reading
lately.

Then, when he dropped her off, he gave her a hug and a kiss on
the cheek but didn’t go any further. The next day, he sent her
a lovely bouquet and said “I had a really good time. I hope you
did too.”

Sarah, of course, was on the phone with Macy immediately. She
wanted to know why Macy had broken off a relationship with
such a great guy.

Meanwhile, the luster had gone off the relationship with the
Poet, and Macy was missing John a lot.

Macy called John a couple of days after his date with Sarah
and wanted to know if the two of them could try starting up
their relationship again.

That, my friends, is how to get an ex girlfriend back.

2 comments:

Liz said...

A guy friend of mine told me a long time ago that, to understand women, he read women's magazines. He said it was the perfect way to figure them out! OK, so do a turnabout here. Guys, you should check out a dating book by the dating diva, J.J. Smith, Why I Love Men: The Joys of Dating. Despite the title, it is NOT just for women -- and I think you will be thoroughly entertained.

Unknown said...

The only flaw in this plan is the possibility of hurting another person. I don't think you should encourage people to use this "get an Ex Girlfriend back" scheme.